Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself
i yam who i yam.
If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II