aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

kruel-kid:

me:

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ohmaglor:

It began long ago in a land far away to the east, the like of which you will not find in the world today. There was the city of Dale, its markets known far and wide, full of the bounties of vine and vale, peaceful and prosperous. For this city lay before the doors of the greatest kingdom in Middle-earth; Erebor, stronghold of Thrór, King under the Mountain and mightiest of the Dwarf-lords.

mountainswillshake:

Lol oh nicki

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  · Personal Post Time!

Yeah so I haven’t had one of these in awhile and after last night I need this to vent.

So as some of you know I dated my ex since the end of 2011 up until last June. And that August I think, I slept with this guy at a party a few times and then a month later started sleeping with my friend. And since last Octoberish I haven’t slept with anyone else but my ex.

Until last night o:
So I’ve had this friend since 7th grade and he’s been part of my really close group of friends since like early last year kind of. And we have been flirting like all the time and constantly making it obvious we want to do stuff. And he used to sleep with my best friend last year so it’s kind of awkward but it’s alright, they were just fuck budies.
Anyways, so we drove to the top of the world last night and it was really casual and funny and we talked and everything and then we started gettin it on and first off, just cause you have an SUV does not mean you’ll have enough room.
So we’re doing it and he’s slowing down cause he said he doesn’t want to come right away and starts saying how tight I am and then he happened to say “I really didn’t expect you to be this tight” like I was insulted almost… What? Did you think I was gonna be like super fucking loose or something? But yeah so we did it twice and it was slightly weird cause he’s like a toothpick and honey, I have curves. So It was like shoving a toothpick into a marshmallow, and I kept hitting my head on the seat and omg it was uncomfortable but it was still really fun.
UNTIL
WE GOT OUT OF THE CAR
AND NOTICED IT SMELLED REAL BAD
AND THERE WAS A CARCASS OF SOME ANIMAL RIGHT NEXT TO US.
WE DID DIRTY STUFF NEXT TO DEAD STUFF.
OH UGH IT WAS BLEH JUST TERRIBLE.
So yeah, for those of you who ACTUALLY read this, I apologize haha.

Love, the marshmallow.

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

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