mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

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frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

(Source: hoppusfarm)

tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]

Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s

hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

(Source: wnterfelling)

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partyundertheneonlights:

With the lawds word! Amen

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taggedbooty:

he’s not even gonna be mad